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Kill Bill: Vol. Sign in. Making his debut as the mayor of Hawkins, Cary Elwes marvels at the '80s references and his castmates on " Stranger Things.
This section contains details about the movie, including its classification by the Australian Government Classification Board and the associated consumer advice lines. Meet the Spartans is a parody of the recent filmwhere Spartan warriors fend off an army of invading Persians. It also parodies other films, film characters and a number of tabloid celebrities.
NO PUN is too feeble and no gag too puerile for Meet the Spartans, an embarrassingly laboured attempt at comedy that failed to generate a single laugh at its Dublin media screening last week. I will admit to one smile: of relief, when the closing credits appeared. Written and directed by the duo behind the equally wretched Date Movie and Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans is another of their extended spoofs on other films, this time drawing ineptly on and its homoeroticism, and adhering quite slavishly to its narrative outline. As this tacky movie crawls along mirthlessly, it directs crude, nasty jibes at such soft targets as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Night views of Harbin through the lens. Tibetans take train home after pilgrimage or travelling. World's largest shaftless Ferris wheel built in China.
By now you've figured out that I'm a total fag. It makes my heart swell with joy when I walk through the Castro district in San Francisco and see all the muscled boys in their tight t-shirts holding hands. So it was with great excitement that I discovered a movie made just for me —which is probably one of the gayest movies of the last decade.
Sparta was one of the most important Greek city -states throughout the Archaic and Classical periods and was famous for its military prowess. The professional and well-trained Spartan hoplites with their distinctive red cloaks, long hair, and lambda-emblazoned shields were probably the best and most feared fighters in Greecefighting with distinction at such key battles as Thermopylae and Plataea in the early 5th century BCE. The city was also in constant rivalry with the other major Greek cities of Athens and Corinth and became involved in two protracted and hugely damaging conflicts, the Peloponnesian Wars of the mid- to late 5th century BCE and the Corinthian Wars of in the early 4th century BCE.
Words cannot accurately describe what a depressing experience each new film from spoof-laden writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer is. These two lucky bastards are the absolute dirges of modern cinema, cobbling together laughless visual and technical monstrosities that wouldn't pass muster in an amateur filmmaking school for the mentally disabled. And yet, due to a bored teenybopper youth market that will apparently go see anything rated PG on a Friday night, their projects do well enough financially for Friedberg and Seltzer to again and again receive the money from studio 20th Century Fox to annually recreate their previous year's creative failure.