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There's an App for That Imagine this scenario: your coffee has gone cold, and you're simply too lazy to get up from your desk, go to the microwave and reheat it. If you have the new iPad, however, there may be a solution for this problem: the HotPad. HotPad is a simple web app that "overclocks" your iPad's CPU, and displays virtual heat coils on its screen, where you can place your coffee and keep it warm for hours.
It was pretty funny, playing on the idea of the stereotypical shotgun-toting father and the mortified daughter as they negotiate the tricky terrain of a first date. Then Christian bloggers grabbed the concept, and for the most part, these versions were funny, too. There were some common themes: slouchy-panted unemployed suitors, dads breathing out Chuck Norris-inspired threats.
Oh, wait, no it's not. It's horrifying — a fact that seems to have escaped gun-toting Dad and former NFL player Jay Feely when he tweeted out a picture of himself standing between his daughter and her prom date, pistol in hand. Wishing my beautiful daughter and her date a great time at prom BadBoys pic. With the hashtag BadBoys, Feely is clearly making a reference to a scene in Bad Boys II where the main characters threaten a year-old boy taking one of their daughter's on a date.
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.